Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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