Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
My penis needs a shock collar
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Randomize
