how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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