And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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