Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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