I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
whose ass print is on the piano?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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