I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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