my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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