I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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