thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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