no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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