idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I don't think brook has ever known best
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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