he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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