So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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