She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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