He is such a slut. More and more my type.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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