My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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