Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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