Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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