I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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