so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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