I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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