Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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