fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
