He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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