Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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