Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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