I murdered the dance floor call the cops
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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