Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize
