Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize