My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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