How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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