my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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