so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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