Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
