Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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