stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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