don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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