You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
My ass is underappreciated
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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