what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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