You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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