I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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