I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
third nipple confirmed
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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