Ambien. No doubt about it.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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