Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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