i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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