So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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