we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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