I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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