i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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