Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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