can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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