If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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